What's your best pet story?
My zoo includes:
1 quaker parrot - Kazoo
2 cockatiels - Max and Kesey
1 lovebird - Fric (used to be half of fric-n-frac now shacking up with kazoo)
1 african Grey - Marti
1 turtle - Floydette (floyd until he err.. she laid eggs)
1 rabbit - Sebastian (he's 8+ years old)
1 guinea pig - Moochie
1 schnauzer/poodle (schnoodle) - Sparky
1 man - Pat
Pets I've had in the Past:
1 mutt - Moochie
1 west highland white terrier - duffy
1 tea cup poodle - Chi-Chi (no I didn't give her this name!)
1 three legged toad -Tripod (who lived with me for three years)
garter snakes (I mostly remember one named Joshua that I kept for an entire summer)
many, many hamsters (I had a female who once had a litter of 18!)
1 guinea pig when I was in middle school (don't remember her name)
gerbils
rabbit - Puppie (died last year at the age of 7)
1 ex-husband
One of my stories:
Last summer I went camping in July and didn't take a sleeping bag because it was July. I took the dog and the guinea pig with me.
I woke up in the middle of the night freezing. It was only 45 degrees. Then I remembered the guinea pig. She was in a metal dog cage - sleeping on the metal. I pulled her out and held her under the covers with me. She litterally shivered for 5 minutes.
I was laying on my back with her between my side and my arm. She started nipping at me so I kept moving around. Eventually I decided that if she was going to bite me then so be it - she would have one heck of a cold night in that metal cage! I held still and the nipping continued but I realized that she wasn't trying to bite me - she was licking me - she was thanking me for warming her up!
Eventaully she crawled down to my shins and just laid down and went to sleep. In the morning she woke up climbed up to my thighs and peed all over me. Yuck!